{"id":4368,"date":"2023-09-17T09:48:06","date_gmt":"2023-09-17T09:48:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maniainc.com\/sports\/2023\/09\/17\/the-premier-league-is-a-cruel-animal-epl-gameweek-5-results-triumph-for-spurs-city-and-liverpool-as-man-utd-suffer-a-cruel-loss\/"},"modified":"2024-09-27T02:21:47","modified_gmt":"2024-09-27T02:21:47","slug":"the-premier-league-is-a-cruel-animal-epl-gameweek-5-results-triumph-for-spurs-city-and-liverpool-as-man-utd-suffer-a-cruel-loss","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maniainc.com\/sports\/the-premier-league-is-a-cruel-animal-epl-gameweek-5-results-triumph-for-spurs-city-and-liverpool-as-man-utd-suffer-a-cruel-loss\/","title":{"rendered":"The Premier League is a Cruel Animal: EPL Gameweek 5 Results: Triumph for Spurs, City, and Liverpool as Man Utd Suffer a Cruel Loss"},"content":{"rendered":"

EPL Gameweek 5 is here *growls* and Lord is it a cruel animal. Despite Manchester United\u2019s best efforts, they suffered a cruel home loss with their contenders Tottenham, Liverpool, and Man City sailing through, albeit with some struggle. Here\u2019s how EPL GW 5 went and Lord was it rough\u2026 rooooooarrrr!!!!!<\/p>\n

Ange, The Man, The Legend: Spurs Beat Sheffield United<\/h2>\n

The most exciting fixture of EPL GW 5 so far was Spurs vs. Sheffield United. Sheffield were out for blood and finally managed a lead goal in the 73rd minute via Gustavo Hamer. Things were looking to go very awry for Spurs at this point, with the man Ange in a fit of visible anger that could only mimic an angry lion in a cage *roar*.<\/p>\n

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Look at him\u2026 Ange looks like a lion just about to strike. Source: YL.<\/span><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Normal time came and went and the game got a few added minutes of stoppage time. Ange was still in his stance and 8 minutes in, Richarlison pulled what was a fantastic equalizer, much to the relief of everyone, except the SHU fans of course. Stoppage time went on and out of the blue, like Chelsea are off the top 10 in the league table, Dejan Kulusevski scored Tottenham\u2019s winning goal two minutes later, prompting Ange to throw his hands up, fists locked in an acknowledgment of his victory. Spurs had managed the unlikely and beaten Sheffield United 2-1, with both goals going in during stoppage time.<\/p>\n

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Dejan Kulusevski scored Spurs\u2019 winning goal, with both if their goals scored in stoppage time. Source: ES.<\/span><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Look Out! It\u2019s Ange Postecoglou<\/h3>\n

Ange has been a phenomenal coach for Spurs, a team that was flailing only last season. He\u2019s managed to bring fire and fury to the club in a way that has enabled them good success. I have always been adamant that we should all look out for this man, because I know he\u2019s going to bring a storm to the Premier League this season. You may not realize it by now, but Ange is quickly becoming a legendary manager.<\/p>\n

A Klopp of a Lifetime: Liverpool Beat Wolves<\/h2>\n

Liverpool, despite recent struggles, even with the Saudi League<\/a>, have brought back their spark, beating Wolves a cool 3-1. Things, however, started differently with Wolves\u2019 Hwang Hee-Chan opening the scoring for them in the 7th minute. The game went into halftime before Cody Gakpo equalized for Liverpool in the 55th minute. Then came Andrew Robertson who made it two for \u2018The Reds\u2019 with his fabulous strike in the 85th minute. Hugo Bueno then made it three a minute into stoppage time.<\/p>\n

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Liverpool made an incredible performance, coming from behind to beat Wolves 3-1. Source: F365.<\/span><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Yes, A Klopp of A Lifetime<\/h3>\n

Perhaps the most proud manager today, apart from Ange Postecoglou, is Jurgen Klopp who was impeccably delighted by his team\u2019s performance. Liverpool played so well, especially in the second half, that it showed a reigniting of that spark that saw them lift the Premier League title a few seasons back.<\/p>\n

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No Pep, No Problem: Man City Beat West Ham<\/h2>\n

Another match that blew our hats off was Manchester City vs. West Ham. City have been without manager Pep Guardiola who had been away for a back operation. Pep was back, however, but had only been for a few days, with the boys having had to contend with his absence.<\/p>\n

Come to the match, West Ham\u2019s \u2018Mr. Dependable\u2019 James Ward-Prowse, went in with a dive-down header to put WHU ahead in the 36th minute and things started looking unsteady for City. Just before halftime, however, City\u2019s Jeremy Doku equalized in the 46th minute, with the game going into halftime in a one-all draw.<\/p>\n

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James Ward-Prowse scored a phenomenal dive-down header for WHU despite their loss against City. Source: F365.<\/span><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Come the second half, West Ham continued their raid but this time, Bernardo Silva proved too elusive and scored City\u2019s second in the 76th minute. By this time, Haaland had eight attempts at goal or so, and it seemed \u2018the goal machine\u2019 had a cog that was stuck. The ponytail was loosened, however, with Haaland scoring his 47th Premier League goal in the 86th minute. The machine was back! The game ended 3-1 in favor of Man City, continuing their undefeated streak this season, a phenomenal 100% win rate in EPL 23-24!<\/p>\n

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Haaland \u2018the goal machine\u2019 was glad that his goal synthesizer was still working. Source: Sky.<\/span><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Above all, City have proven that they are such a good team that even the manager going away would not destabilize them. They are the team to beat this season, and boy are they aching to play their first UCL group stage match!<\/p>\n

Cruel Loss for Man United at Home: Oh ten Hag, What\u2019s Not What Erik!<\/h2>\n

The Premier League is a cruel animal, not least for Manchester United\u2019s cruel loss against Brighton. What made the 3-1 loss to Brighton even harder was that United lost at home! It was the first time since the Premier League started that United have lost 3 of their first 5 games of the season. My goodness!<\/p>\n

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Lisandro Martinez\u2019s face says it all. Source: TPP.<\/span><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Danny Welbeck opened the scoring for Brighton in the 20th minute with Pascal Grob making it 2-0 in favor of Brighton in the 53rd minute. That was not all, and Joao Pedro added his name to the scoreboard in the 71st minute making it 3-0. The rain had well beaten Man Utd at this point before Hannibal (a curly-headed beast of a bloke) came in to score United\u2019s only reprieve goal in the 73rd minute. New club signing, Rasmus Hojlund had scored a goal that was later denied, ridding him of what would have been his debut goal for United. United couldn\u2019t put another in and away went the much-needed home victory.<\/p>\n

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The gods denied Rasmus Hojlund his debut goal for Man United. Source: TPP.<\/span><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

ten Hag Defends Maguire<\/h3>\n

ten Hag had recently defended Maguire for the \u201ccriticism\u201d he\u2019s faced but it seems \u2018the Harry\u2019s shi8tness\u2019 is communicable cause boy are United playing like sh#t. Erik ten Hag needs to put his ducks in a row because as a Man Utd fan, we can\u2019t keep being embarrassed like this, especially at home, in our legendary abode.<\/p>\n

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De Zerbi, De Fuego<\/h3>\n

Brighton coach Roberto De Zerbi has proven yet again that like Ange, he\u2019s a man to watch out for. Brighton did to United something that they won\u2019t forget in a long time. De Zerbi literally came to their homefront and showed them how football is played. So much for being a legendary club.<\/p>\n

Other EPL Gameweek 5 Results:<\/h2>\n

Villa Beat Palace<\/h3>\n

In other EPL GW 5 results, Aston Villa beat Crystal Palace 3-1 in what was a hard-fought fixture. Odsonne Edouard opened the scoring for Crystal in the 47th minute and then the game really started. For the rest of the second half, things looked bleak for Villa and 3 minutes before the end of normal time, Jhon Duran equalized for Villa sparking a glimmer of hope.<\/p>\n

Come stoppage time, Villa won a penalty which Douglas Luiz converted on 90+8\u2019. Things started looking up for Villa, with Leon Bailey scoring their winning goal 3 minutes later. Aston Villa had achieved a feat that seemed unthinkable just 5 minutes to the end of the game.<\/p>\n

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Aston Villa pulled off an incredible stoppage-time win against Crystal. Source: Reuters.<\/span><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Call Him Wilson, Callum Wilson!<\/h3>\n

In another of EPL Gameweek 5\u2019s delights, Newcastle managed to beat Brentford 1-0, in a match that seemed to be anybody\u2019s. Newcastle, now a few weeks ahead of their clash with PSG in the UEFA Champions League group stage, have been floundering of late and coach Eddie Howe was visibly in unease as the game went on.<\/p>\n

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The saving grace, however, was Callum Wilson who scored Newcastle\u2019s winning and only goal in the 64th minute, much to the relief of everyone, especially Howe. Newcastle have lost their form of late and need a beat off Liverpool\u2019s drum, to reignite that fire that saw them finish last season in third place and qualify for the UCL.<\/p>\n

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Call Him Wilson, Callum Wilson! Just look at him :O Source: Guardian.<\/span><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Luton Town Still Yet to Arrive in the PL Table<\/h3>\n

In another of GW 5 matches, Fulham beat league entrants Luton Town 1-0, with Carlos Vinicius scoring the winning goal in the 65th minute. What this result means, however, is that Luton Town are yet to win a single game of the five they\u2019ve played so far, and remain at 0 points, inexistent in the Premier League Table. It\u2019s time they got into city mentality and left being a town behind.<\/p>\n

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Nottm Forest Draw Burnley<\/h3>\n

In the last of EPL GW 5 matches, Nottm Forest drew Burnley 1-1. Zeki Amdouni opened the scoring for Burnley in the 41st minute with Callum Hudson-Odoi scoring the equalizer for Nottm in the 61st minute. Nottm aren\u2019t doing as well as we\u2019d expect them to and we hope they\u2019ll pull up their socks.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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